If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

David Sedaris

It seems that our brave new world is becoming less tolerant, spiritual and educated than it ever was when I was young.

Lemmy Kilmister Vocals / Bassguitar Motörhead

The House gone rogue! I want to remind you a little bit about the ring leader in this whole rogue operation against the President of the United States…

D. Trump Actor LunAtics

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing.

Walter Founder The Rule Inc.

It is not down on any map; true places never are.

Karl Hungus Actor Adult Entertainment

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.

Dummy Hotshkins CEO Cowboy Company